Black & White | Unstable, but at Least I'm Cute | DL Unisex T-Shirt
Black & White | Unstable, but at Least I'm Cute | DL Unisex T-Shirt
Chaos never looked this adorable. A grinning bomb with a bow, fuse lit and ready to blow, this graphic was made for the emotionally unavailable, the delightfully unstable, and anyone who wears “cute” like a weapon. bold attitude, unapologetic energy.
This t-shirt isn’t just a statement, it’s built to feel as good as it looks. Soft, lightweight, and just the right amount of stretch, it’s comfort that flatters every kind of chaos.
Details (because you’ll ask):
100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colours = sneaky polyester mix)
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
Pre-shrunk, because who has time for laundry disasters
Side-seamed construction for that clean shape
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping so it holds up as long as your bad habits
Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Wear it loud. Wear it wrong. Wear it like you don’t care.
Delivery:
This gear gets printed just for you the moment you hit “order.” No dusty stockpiles, no mass-produced nonsense, just made-to-order chaos. Yeah, it takes a little longer to land at your door, but it also means less waste and more badass individuality. Thanks for fuelling the anti-fast-fashion rebellion.
Size guide:
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
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The Rules (Yeah, We Have Some)
Can I return something because it doesn’t fit or I don't like the colour?
Nope. We don’t do “wardrobe regret.” Every piece is made just for you, so if you picked the wrong size, that’s on you. Check the size chart before you buy, or embrace the chaos.
What if the item arrives damaged, misprinted, or looks like it got into a bar fight?
That’s different. If your gear shows up defective, mangled, or printed wrong, we’ll sort you out with a replacement or refund. We’re dysfunctional, not heartless.
Who do I talk to if my order looks cursed?
Hit us up with your order number and evidence of the disaster. We’ll fix it, no interrogation required.