Black & White | Unbothered. Unapologetic. Unstable. | DL Cap
Black & White | Unbothered. Unapologetic. Unstable. | DL Cap
For the days when you want your headwear to speak louder than your therapist ever could. This hat doesn’t beg for attention it takes it, then walks away without explaining itself.
Features:
100% chino cotton twill – tough enough to outlast your patience.
Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile – laid-back, like you pretending not to care.
6 embroidered eyelets – because even your hat needs a few holes to breathe.
3 ⅛” crown – sits low, just like your expectations.
Adjustable strap with antique buckle, fits every head, even the unstable ones.
Sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh, because dysfunction is global.
Wear it tilted, wear it straight, just wear it like you mean it. Unbothered. Unapologetic. Unstable. Exactly how it should be.
Delivery:
This hat isn’t sitting in a warehouse waiting to be adopted, it’s made just for you the moment you hit order. Yeah, it takes a little longer to show up, but that’s the price of not mass-producing landfill fodder. Consider it your contribution to sticking it to overproduction. Dysfunctional, but sustainable.
Size guide:
| A (inches) | B (inches) | C (inches) | D (inches) | |
| One size | 20 ½-24 ⅜ | 4 ¾ | 3 ⅛ | 7 ½ |
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The Rules (Yeah, We Have Some)
Can I return something because it doesn’t fit or I don't like the colour?
Nope. We don’t do “wardrobe regret.” Every piece is made just for you, so if you picked the wrong size, that’s on you. Check the size chart before you buy, or embrace the chaos.
What if the item arrives damaged, misprinted, or looks like it got into a bar fight?
That’s different. If your gear shows up defective, mangled, or printed wrong, we’ll sort you out with a replacement or refund. We’re dysfunctional, not heartless.
Who do I talk to if my order looks cursed?
Hit us up with your order number and evidence of the disaster. We’ll fix it, no interrogation required.