Black & Retro Pink | Unbothered. Unapologetic. Unstable. | DL Vintage Twill Cap
Black & Retro Pink | Unbothered. Unapologetic. Unstable. | DL Vintage Twill Cap
This isn’t your suburban lawn-mowing accessory, it’s a washed-out relic with just enough grit to pass as vintage rebellion. The embroidery is sharp, the vibe is retro punk, and the fit screams “I don’t care, but I still look better than you.”
Features:
100% cotton twill, tough, breathable, and built for dysfunction.
6-panel, unstructured, low profile, laid-back like your ambition.
6 sewn eyelets, because even caps need ventilation.
Black sweatband keeps you cool when life isn’t.
Metal snap buckle w/ antique brass finish, adjustable, like your mood swings.
Washed-out vintage effect, looks lived-in, straight out of the box.
Sourced from China, dysfunction doesn’t care about borders.
Wear it to a gig, a protest, or your next bad decision. This cap doesn’t just top off your outfit, it completes your attitude.
Delivery:
This hat isn’t sitting in a warehouse waiting to be adopted, it’s made just for you the moment you hit order. Yeah, it takes a little longer to show up, but that’s the price of not mass-producing landfill fodder. Consider it your contribution to sticking it to overproduction. Dysfunctional, but sustainable.
Size guide:
| A (inches) | B (inches) | C (inches) | D (inches) | |
| One size | 18 ½-23 ¼ | 4 ⅜ | 2 ⅞ | 7 ⅛ |
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The Rules (Yeah, We Have Some)
Can I return something because it doesn’t fit or I don't like the colour?
Nope. We don’t do “wardrobe regret.” Every piece is made just for you, so if you picked the wrong size, that’s on you. Check the size chart before you buy, or embrace the chaos.
What if the item arrives damaged, misprinted, or looks like it got into a bar fight?
That’s different. If your gear shows up defective, mangled, or printed wrong, we’ll sort you out with a replacement or refund. We’re dysfunctional, not heartless.
Who do I talk to if my order looks cursed?
Hit us up with your order number and evidence of the disaster. We’ll fix it, no interrogation required.