Black & Hot Pink | Hell is Other People. Mostly | DL Unisex T-Shirt
Black & Hot Pink | Hell is Other People. Mostly | DL Unisex T-Shirt
It’s not you. It’s everyone else. This tee does the talking so you don’t have to, three chaotic smileys, devil horns, and distressed text that scream vintage punk rebellion. Equal parts sarcastic and unhinged, just like you like it.
Description:
Built to last longer than your patience for small talk:
100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colours bring in some polyester chaos)
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²), lightweight, but not flimsy
Pre-shrunk so it won’t betray you in the wash
Side-seamed construction for a fit that doesn’t look like a trash bag
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping (because durability matters more than positivity)
Blank product responsibly sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Translation: soft, tough, and built for everyday dysfunction. Wear it, wreck it, repeat.
Delivery:
Every shirt gets printed just for you when you hit that order button. Yeah, it takes a little longer to land on your doorstep, but that’s because we don’t crank out fast-fashion landfill fodder. We make it on demand, less waste, less overproduction, more attitude. So thanks for choosing chaos and being a little sustainable while you’re at it.
Size guide:
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
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The Rules (Yeah, We Have Some)
Can I return something because it doesn’t fit or I don't like the colour?
Nope. We don’t do “wardrobe regret.” Every piece is made just for you, so if you picked the wrong size, that’s on you. Check the size chart before you buy, or embrace the chaos.
What if the item arrives damaged, misprinted, or looks like it got into a bar fight?
That’s different. If your gear shows up defective, mangled, or printed wrong, we’ll sort you out with a replacement or refund. We’re dysfunctional, not heartless.
Who do I talk to if my order looks cursed?
Hit us up with your order number and evidence of the disaster. We’ll fix it, no interrogation required.