Black Heather & Metallic Silver | Dead Inside, But It’s Warm in Here | DL Unisex T-Shirt
Black Heather & Metallic Silver | Dead Inside, But It’s Warm in Here | DL Unisex T-Shirt
For those who gave up on inner peace years ago but still like to be comfy. This tee is soft, lightweight, and has just enough stretch to handle all your eye-rolling, sarcasm, and emotional avoidance.
Features:
Flattering for all body types, because dead inside comes in all shapes and sizes.
100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colours contain polyester).
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²) – light enough to ghost people in comfort.
Pre-shrunk, so it stays the same size no matter how much you shrink emotionally.
Side-seamed construction for a clean fit.
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping for durability (because therapy bills are already expensive).
Sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US.
Care tip: Machine wash cold, because your hearts already frozen.
Delivery:
Each shirt is made just for you the moment you order it, because we’re not into hoarding stock, only grudges. It might take a little longer to arrive, but making products on demand means less waste, less overproduction, and more smug satisfaction that you made a “thoughtful purchasing decision.”
Size guide:
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
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The Rules (Yeah, We Have Some)
Can I return something because it doesn’t fit or I don't like the colour?
Nope. We don’t do “wardrobe regret.” Every piece is made just for you, so if you picked the wrong size, that’s on you. Check the size chart before you buy, or embrace the chaos.
What if the item arrives damaged, misprinted, or looks like it got into a bar fight?
That’s different. If your gear shows up defective, mangled, or printed wrong, we’ll sort you out with a replacement or refund. We’re dysfunctional, not heartless.
Who do I talk to if my order looks cursed?
Hit us up with your order number and evidence of the disaster. We’ll fix it, no interrogation required.